Write a Telemarketer Prayer Script

Telemarketers, fundraisers, scammers. While they irritate most of us, especially the overly persistent talkers, they are probably just out of options and trying their best to support their family - and, of course, they are people loved by God too. While they are hung up on and abused all day, think, what would Jesus do if he answered a telemarketer call?
How about spending some time coming up with a script and a prayer for these different callers. eg. for a fundraiser "I really admire what you're raising money for, I don't have much money to be able to contribute myself, but may I pray for you and your organization?" Get the callers name and include it in your prayer.